Why are there so many hipsters in my town
Everyone used to be an artist or a cowboy or a lumberjack
Why are there so many hipsters in my town
Won't someone tell me how do I get rid of them
How do I get rid of them all?
I was having a real good time with this British girl I know
She's really cool, 'cause she doesn't think she's really cool
And she took off her shirt so I could see what was underneath
It was another one
With a black machine gun
It was a black machine gun
And it read
It read
It read
Die hipster die
Die hipster die
Die hipster die
Die hipster die