h1: first man sings.
h2: second man sings.
s: she sings
h1:
There's a rhyme and a reason
For feeling like this.
The event of the season
Started off with a kiss.
s:
Someone hit me in the shower.
Someone knocked me to the floor.
h1:
If your face weren't so sour,
I would find you a bore.
s:
He says he loves me.
h2:
Have you seen how he dances under red lights and stares?
s:
Long line of romances.
No one knows and no one cares.
h2:
So if you think you're the first one
To make me shuffle and twitch...
s:
You're right, and it's lonesome,
When you shuffle and ditch.
And he says he loves me, ohhh.
s:
This is getting chaotic.
h2:
It's getting chaotic.
s:
But that's three day old news.
h2:
That's three day old news.
h1:
I'm so patriotic,
I love my red wine and blues.
s:
So I found myself a lover.
h2:
I found myself a lover.
s:
And I found myself a friend.
h2:
I found myself a friend.
s:
He'll be waiting there with a pistol
s & h1:
For the moment we walk in.
And he says he loves me, ohhh
He says he loves me, mmmm
He says he loves me, ohhh
s:
mmmm