Well they say that opposites attract
I can see it now as I look back
If I wanted this, he wanted that
We'd bark and hiss, like dogs and cats
But the thing that drove me up a tree
Was the way he loved to disagree
Each time we had a difference of opinion
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Well he like the covers pulled down
And I didn't
He thought I should lose a few pounds
And I didn't
But what finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
And I didn't
Well it was more than just a lovers spat
In the civil war of the thermostat
We'd wail away like maniacs
Throwing shoes and bric a brac
Well I can see him now in his muscle shirt
With his perky pecs and that cocky smirk
Standing there, pushing all my buttons
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Well he like the toilet seat up
And I didn't
He thought I should be a "C" cup
And I didn't
But what finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
And I didn't
He really thought he was the man
Held my whole world in his hands
But if he ever comes down from that cloud he's sitting on
Halleluja brothers and sisters
I'll be gone
Ah ha
Well what finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
He really like himself a lot
He thought he was God
And I didn't
No I didn't