Well, I'm a badass Cowboy living in the Cowboy Days
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Selma frog polly prissy pants
Go down to, well (uh) rumpletumpskin