Из альбома: The Purity Album
[Intro: Dum-Dum and Happy P] 
(Lighting a joint) 
(Coughs) 
[Dum-Dum) 
Go head maan 
Boy that's 5 
[Happy P] 
That's got to be 
[Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P] 
[Dum-Dum] 
I hit it from worst ways 
After the first day 
I'm needin it everyday 
And twice on a Thursday 
Blood thick than water 
In pounds better than quarters 
I smoking two joints 
While I'm knockin down yo daughter 
Dope House Records is on fire 
So grab the estinguisher 
I smoked out in the beamer 
Bout to get emphezema 
Gun slingers rap singers 
With more stripe than the bengals 
No need for the gang sign 
I'm using my trigga finga 
[Happy P] 
Now won't you roll one 
Po the four one 
Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed with no one 
You know me 
I'm young Happy P 
Kick back aand blow a sweet 
While my niggas move keys 
Bitch please 
I got G's 
Sippin corona with lima squeeze 
And platinum P's 
Only smoke on the fine leaves 
I started out 
Sellin five dollar tweets 
And now I'm elevating 
Sellin 5000 dollar beats 
[Chorus: Grimm] 
I Smoke Two Joints when I wake up 
In the car I smoke two joints 
I smoke two joints when in play video games 
And every 10,000 points 
I smoke two joints in time of piece 
And two in time of war ar 
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints 
And then I smoke two more 
[Verse 2: SPM and Low-G] 
[SPM] 
Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs 
And writing these raps full of misspelled words 
I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse 
Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my herse 
I take two charges it's really quite harmless 
The only side effect is that it makes you retarded ha ha 
I started in 82 
In fifth grade 
You can say I was in high school 
True smoka 
[Low-G] 
I got Mary at an early age 
Con mi armosa 
Maria es mi espousa 
Mi sanchas Nina Rosa 
Mi piosa 
Por es un otra cosa 
My wife Esalosa 
No yores mariposa 
Tan chiclosa 
Te tingo from coast to coasta 
I got your corizon dropped im mi bolsa 
Burachos de tu besos 
O ha pa mi juechos 
Me tri de pesos 
Con hildao pa me seso 
[Chorus] 
[Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm] 
[Diamond] 
Dimaond pop the balla scene 
Smoke two joints where I can beam 
Flip the scene bizatines 
Sippin lean sticky green 
Come out fresh when it spring 
Steady flossin diamond rings 
Bustin gats with Bing 
Catchin squares at ten 
Baby Beeshi got the throne 
Happy P we fitin to roll 
And shut em down we livin throwed 
Got the keys 
We got the vo's 
Hit and run cause the scheme 
Rush ya head and feel my spin 
Since diamond came around 
Now she down with a team 
[Grimm] 
Now I'm down with Bobby Brown 
But I love Al Green 
Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans 
Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome 
Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown 
Stay stoned at home 
Drop a flow rock a show 
Got to go out the do 
Boppin hoe after close 
No hits snow switch 
Place a pink in my eye 
And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky 
[Chorus] 
[Verse 3: Baby Beesh and Lil Bing] 
[Baby Beesh] 
Now I be blowin when it's mo than one but less than three 
That's the recipe 
Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity 
Don't question me 
Blowin' heavily till I'm 70 
That's the remedy 
Feelin famous like the Kennedy's 
From here to Tennessee sippin hennesse 
Smokin with intensity 
Feel my ghetto energy 
Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the Lebanese 
I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly Beverly 
[Lil Bing] 
Two joints be smellay in my Cadi 
Drivin badly ti Cali 
Hastled by federalis 
Drippin candy 
Sippin brandy 
Twenty inches look fancy 
On my way to the grammys 
Hoes droppin they panties 
Got a freak named Sandy 
Makin hits like Sammie 
I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at Grandy's 
Smashin off maan fo sho 
Got my tv's on glow 
Smokin two smokin four 
Then mo with two mo 
[two mo repeats till fade]