Из альбома: Ridiculous
When I was crowned a mummy's boy, by friends I didn't like
I made a meal of trips to school, upon my father's bike
I used to sit between his legs, perched on a piece of wood
And if it ever rained on us, I'd slip beneath his hood
And at home the radio was on
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From Julie Andrews to Jerry Garcia,
Life was all fun and games,
I was out of my head and underneath my bed
Playing with electric trains
At home the stereo was on my head was filled with rock
I played a willow cricket bat guitar and soloed round the clock,
My records stacked up in a pile
Collected from the charts and Top of the Pops
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Kneeling with torchlight shining before me
In bed with my eyeballs stuck in readers' wives,
Pubic hairs proudly counted every day
Manhood took me slowly out into the milky way
I chased the girls and made them cry my hair grew down my back
The passing of my teenage years was spent down in the sack
I played guitar and formed a band, I puked up all night long
As people came to sit and stare as I raced through my songs
The Sound of Music passed me by just like the Grateful Dead
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