Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy текст песни

Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
You could drive a person crazy
You could drive a person mad
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door
Which could only make a person gladly
Want you even more
I could understand a person
If it’s not a person’s bag
I could understand a person
If he meant as a gag
But worse 'n that
A person that
Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
Is crazy
He’s a troubled person
He’s a truly crazy person himself
When a person’s personality is personable
He should not sit like a lump
It’s harder than a matador coercin' a bull
To try to get you off of your rump
So single and attentive and attractive a man
Is everything a person could wish
But turning off a person is the act of a man
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
Knock-knock! It really isn’t fair
Knock-knock! I’m workin' all my charms
Knock-knock! A zombie’s in my arms
All that sweet affection!
What is wrong?
Where’s the loose connection?
How long, O Lord, how long?
Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby
You could drive a person buggy
You could blow a person’s cool
Like you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool
When a person says that you upset her
That’s when you’re good
You impersonate a person better
Than a zombie should
I could understand a person
If he wasn’t good in bed
I could understand a person
If he actually was dead
Exclusive you!
Elusive you!
Will any person ever get the juice of you?
You’re crazy
You’re a lovely person
You’re a moving
Deeply maladjusted
Never to be trusted
Crazy person yourself