He’s got a mind of metal
Eyes glazed hazel
He’d steal an orphan’s soup with a silver ladle
His hands are icy
His plans are dicey
And he’s got his own view of what he calls paradise
He wants a world where he’s the
Sole world leader
He’ll make it to the top though he was once a bottom feeder
You can tell his record
Ain’t the cleanest
'Cause his business card reads “evil genius”
Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon
Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen with harpoons
I heard his latest scheme involves anthrax and air balloons
He’s gonna kill us all if we don’t do something soon
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all
He’s got ten assassins
With guns for blastin’
Folks when he don’t like the questions they’ve been asking
He’s got thirty three spies
With robot eyes
The person standing next to you might be one in disguise
He keeps his favorite time machine
Next to a wall of TV screens
Where he can watch the places that he’s been
He’s one of the smartest
He’s one of the meanest
And his business card reads “evil genius”
Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon
Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen with harpoons
I heard his latest scheme involves anthrax and air balloons
He’s gonna kill us all if we don’t do something soon!
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all
People will tell you that I’m mean
I think they’re jealous of my scheme
Maybe it’s just in my genes to dream
OF WAR MACHINES!
And laser beams!
Every last one of you motherfuckers, man and woman boy and girl
You’ll be green with envy when my plan is unfurled
'Cause everybody wants to rule the world!
And he flew into space and put a laser on the moon
Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen with harpoons
I heard his latest scheme involves anthrax and air balloons
He’s gonna kill us all if we don’t do something soon!
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
He’s an evil genius
And he’s gonna kill us all
(yelling & grunting)
He's gonna kill us all!
(yelling & grunting)
He's gonna kill us all!