Wondering, what I would do, I’d swim straight from here to Peru
I’d take the sun out of the sky, hurt animals, make children cry
I’d sell cocaine to teenage mums, switch on the chair, I’d drop the bombs
On New York City and Japan, Jeruzalem, Afghanistan
Dress up as Hitler, smoke some crack, abuse that monkey on my back
I’d move to Texas, grow a beard, stop jacking off to Britney Spears
I’d sell my body to the night, I’d drink some urine, start a fight
Between the Germans and the Jews, take bets on who will win or lose
Wondering how far I’d go, sell Chinese Kids to Mexico
I’d eat my veggies, get a job, play air guitar to Blitzkrieg bop
Join Greenpeace, start an emo band, steel money from my closest friends
Tell prostitutes «Go fuck yourself», start caring more about my health
Star in pornographic movie, take a crap in the jacuzzi
Do my homework, pay the rent, hide rusty nails under the sand
I’d nuke the world, I’d sweep the floor, I’d steal the blues from Gary Moore
Fuck all of you, my parents too, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
I’d do whatever it takes to get over you
I dare you to come up with something that I wouldn’t do
I’d do whatever it takes to get over you
Because the way things are right now, I’m sorry, no can do And If I don’t get over you, I don’t know what I’d do I don’t know what I’d do