She comes on like a rose,
But everybody knows,
She get you and such
You can look but you better not touch!
Posion Ivy,
Posion Ivy,
Late at night while your sleepin',
Posion Ivy comes a creepin' around
She's pretty as a daisy,
But look out man, she's crazy!
She'll really do you in
If you let her get under your skin!
Posion Ivy,
Posion Ivy,
Late at night while your sleepin',
Posion Ivy comes creapin' around
Measles' make you mumpy and mumps' will make you lumpy,
And Chicken pox will make you jump and twitch
The common cold will fool you,
And whooping cough will cool you
But Posion Ivy Lord will make you itch!
Your gonna need an ocean,
Of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound,
The minute you start to mess around!
Posion Ivy,
Posion Ivy,
Late at night while your sleepin',
Posion Ivy comes creapin' around
Measles' make you mumpy and mumps' will make you lumpy,
And Chicken pox will make you jump and twitch
The common cold will fool you,
And whooping cough will cool you
But Posion Ivy Lord will make you itch!
Your gonna need an ocean,
Of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound,
The minute you start to mess around!
Posion Ivy,
Posion Ivy,
Late at night while your sleepin',
Posion Ivy comes creapin' around
Ladadadadada (Three times then fade)