My baby's got two hands
My baby's got two feet
My baby's got a forehead
And all the chicken you can eat
My baby's got two elbows
My baby sure has a nose
My baby, she's got ten toes
And my baby's got a couple of those
My baby drives a truck
My baby sure is good luck
My baby has a pet duck
And my baby is a heck of a friend
Somebody kicked my dog Mavis and I want to find out just who the hell it was
I'm all messed up on cough syrup now, so, just like, never mind