It's a boring day
I've got nothing to do
'cept to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo.
ooh ooh ooh takin retards to the zoo
ooh ooh ooh takin retards to the zoo
load em on a bus, just for laughs
down a winding road, stepping on the gas
down a winding road, just daydreaming
down a winding road, with the retards screaming
ooh ooh ooh takin retards to the zoo
ooh ooh ooh takin retards to the zoo
One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware
ooh ooh ooh takin retards to the zoo
ooh ooh ooh takin retards to the zoo