Damn It's really bright up here
I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses if I knew we were shooting a
Video outside
Some of you out there might be up on your rooftop talking to yourself too
But you ain't famous rappers so no one cares
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs
You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I read 'em
Ha! Too bad I have them memorized I don't even need 'em
Yeah I still got homophobic lines, but you can't get upset, cuz that fag
Elton John and I once did a duet
To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life
I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife
He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsal
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the 3rd person
His rapping is hilarious or completely serious and if you make fun of him
Then he will get freaking furious
Cuz he can dish it out but he just can't take it
Like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
Whose this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
He's stalking, mocking me I think he wants to fight me
OW! I tried to hit the man but I broke my hand and then he ran
Must have been a crazed fab Damn there he is again!
I'm not afraid To throw a chair
It was from IKEA So I don't care
I'm bumping into people on the street
I'm wearing Shape-ups on my feet
I'm just like you I've been there too
I'm rich and famous so I take it back it's not true
It was my decision to do drugs I did it for fun
But now I'm done, now I'll get back to making puns about Kim Kardashian and
Her two-ton buns of fun
So gargantuan that they block out the sun
I'm the world's greatest rapper a fact that's undisputed
But for some reason I act like I'm persecuted
If you think I'm a turkey, well then you can just stuff it
I'm the only MC to have a beef with a puppet
I could rap about Afghanistan, Iraq or BP
But I'd rather make fun of some minor celebrities
Here's a list of people that I'd like to impeach
Patricia Hayden, Will Aden, Ruben Studderd and Screech
But I won't dis Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain't fun
They're both really nice and they ain't hurt no one
Screw Micheal J Fox cuz he shakes when he walks
Aren't you glad that I'm back to get this message across?
I'm not afraid To get really pissed
And all my critics, they hardly exist
I'm such a whinny baby I keep complaining
I'm rich as hell, my records sell
I'm such an ass but I'll get a pass
People love me cuz I can rhyme words really fast