Bang! Bang! Said the man
With the body in his hands
He tried to have a date
But he made a big mistake
Jerk! Jerk! Said the girl
Who gave the man a whirl
Now her body's gone and died
And it needs a place to hide
For a while
For a while
He didn't want to hurt her
But she didn't like his car
It was the only way to have her
Why is love so hard?
Stop! Stop! Said the friend
Who was s'posed to lend a hand
But he saw what he had done
And couldn't possibly go on
Please! Please! said the man
Boy you gotta understand
If we put our heads together
We can make this go away
For a while
For a while
He didn't want to help him
But he couldn't leave his friend
So they threw her off a cliff together
Drove away again
Look! Look! said the cop
There's a body on the rocks
She doesn't have a head
And the rest of her is dead
Drive! Drive! said the friend
Who knew how this would end
He knew that it was wrong
But he had to go along
For a while
For a while
They tried to get away
But they knew it was too late
A perfect end to a perfect evening
What an awful date
Freeze! Freeze! said the cop
But the car refused to stop
The brakes had gone and died
Like the girl they tried to hide
No! No! did they wail
As the crashed against the rail
The cops heard their cries
As their bodies vaporized
Tragedy!
Tragedy!