Tantalising Maggie keeps a funny farm upstairs
Keep the love awake where the hens are laying in the maze
Drives an open sports car 'cos her boyfriend drives a plough
So I find I keep on asking what’s that growl
Tantalising Maggie has a way with all the boys
Sneaks up stairs and so father miss the noise
Eats her lunch in a pan, sings to wash the dish
Slides into the river, and she hopers to catch a fish
Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight
'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late
Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight
'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late
Tantalising Maggie keeps a funny farm in her flat
When she thinks it’s funny, she laughs
She drives a car in platforms 'cos she hates to sit
She walks in the last mile backwards wades up to her knees
Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight
'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late
Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight
'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late
Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight
'Cos if you don’t it will be too darn late