Claire let me tell you about number five
I heard drive shaft on the radio for the first time
(You all everybody!)
We had a flat tire in the rain
Me and Liam were fighting again
Doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo
These are the greatest hits of my sad, sorry excuse for a life
Number four, when I was lad
I jumped into a pool to impress my Dad
It was a fine memory, to see my Dad so proud of me
Doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo
These are the greatest hits of my sad, sorry excuse for a life
Desmond told me that this time, I have to die
I dived into the Looking Glass; don't know if I'll ever come back
Doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo
Which brings me, to number three
Liam gave me a ring that's important to my family
I was with two chicks in bed
I left the ring with Turnip head
Doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo
These are the greatest hits of my sad, sorry excuse for a life
Number two
Sayid doesn't know, that his girlfriend Nadia calls me a hero
As a weapon, a guitar will get you pretty far
Doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo
These are the greatest hits of my sad, sorry excuse for a life
Desmond told me that this time, I had to die
I dived into the Looking Glass; don't know if I'll ever come back
Doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo
Number one, by a mile
Was the day that I met you and made you smile
To save you I will swim
I love you more than heroin
Doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo