She's so much cooler than you
I get nervous and I shy away
When I see her dressed that way
She must have problems meeting new people
Can't talk to her without seeming like a creep, oh
She's so much cooler than you
She's a hipster, she looks fine, hep.
Just sitting here with my two coffees
She smiles at me out of pity
But she don't understand what she can't see
I guess she's just too cool for me.