Written by: Chris Ballew and The Presidents of the United States of America
Oooh, wah oooh
Oooh, wah oooh
Oooh, wah oooh
3 PM and she's under the cover!
Dumpster breath, shes my hungover lover!
Strong as steel full olive martini!
Hand on her head and one on my weenie!
She's in bed!
She's suckin' on a candy cigarette,
She's in bed!
She's suckin' on a candy cigarette,
She's in bed!
She's suckin' on a candy cigarette, suckin' on a candy cigarette!
3 PM and we're slow to recover!
Hangin' out and well hungover!
Ernie Steels makes a lean martini!
So pass the fire and light me sweetie!
She's in bed!
She's suckin' on a candy cigarette,
She's in bed!
She's suckin' on a candy cigarette,
She's in bed!
She's suckin' on a candy cigarette, suckin' on a candy cigarette