I met my love in a loony bin
She's wired to the fucking moon
She told me she was Monica Lewinski's twin
She's wired to the fucking moon
We went walking in the local park
She's wired to the fucking moon
She ran after a frisbee and she started to bark
She's wired to the fucking moon
Woah oh oh
I think she likes me
Woah oh oh
That's my baby
Woah oh oh
White gravy
woah oh oh
She told me she was studying philosophy
In a local university
She wants to be a communist and live on a farm
And study living off the State for free
Woah oh oh
I think she likes me
Woah oh oh
That's my baby
Woah oh oh
White gravy
Woah oh oh
I asked her if she felt alone like me
She was deep in conversation with a cup of tea
I shook her on the shoulders and I told her I loved her
But she's wired to the fucking moon
Oh yeah she's wired to the fucking moon
Woah oh oh
I think she likes me
Woah oh oh
That's my baby
Woah oh oh
White gravy
Woah oh oh
GUITAR SOLO!!!
Woah oh oh
She's in the army
Woah oh oh
I'm in the navy
Woah oh oh
We'll have a baby
Woah oh oh
I met my love in a loony bin
she's wired to the fucikng moon
I met my love in loony bin