Well, CDs scratchin'
Tapes get tape missin'
Records get scratched and everything is always flawed
I got a flat tire on my bike
And the TV set is shot
And the fish tank
Let me tell you about that fish tank
Forget the fish tank
My moped's low on gas
And my ass is fat
And my skin is burned
The batteries are low and the lights are out
And everything sucks, I wanna shout
Everything sucks today
Oh yeah
But now I'm happy 'cause I found myself a girl
It always takes that girl to make me happy
(Happy!)
She's got a vagina
I've got a penis
Put us together
We'll make babies