He doesn't look like me
He's what I'm supposed to be
He doesn't live like me
He's practical and not lazy
It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah
He lives in a 22-room mansion
With a garage and a 14 room extension
He throws parties for the pretty people
And he knows that he will never be alone
He doesn't look like me
He's what I'm supposed to be
He doesn't live like me
He's practical and not lazy
It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah
His wife is a sexy Playboy model
He keeps her corked up in a genie's bottle
They go out every Friday night
Together they're a lovely sight
He doesn't look like me
He's what I'm supposed to be
He doesn't live like me
He's practical and not lazy
It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah
It's the bizarro me
Bizarro me
Bizarro me, yeah