Wayo oooh ohh oh
Wayo oooh ohh oh
Wayo oooh ohh oh
Wayo oooh ohh oh
Well you're out for a date on a Saturday night
Out for a date with your mates and a couple of pints
Get so drunk, get so tight
When you hit that seat is when they turn out the lights
Wayo
Wayo
Wayo
Wayo
And you're looking round for a piece of cup
And you look for your money and it ain't enough
And the whiskey's like water and the girls are tough
At the Borderline you'll liable to laugh
Wayo
Wayo
Wayo
Wayo
Oi monkey man where'd you get that suit
Lay off the peg, it's covered with dirt
You got beer on your collar
Mess on your shirt
Don't you think that you've had enough...
Noooooo.........
Wayo oooh ohh oh
Wayo oooh ohh oh
Wayo oooh ohh oh
Wayo oooh ohh oh
Well you're out for a date on a Saturday night
With a bus load of mates and your out for a bite
And the whiskey's like water
And the boys are hanging tight
Come on boys it's a winner tonight
Wayo
Wayo
Wayo
Wayo
And you and the rest of the blokes
Spend all your money on booze and coke
The bouncer's mean, don't like your jokes
And the girls don't like it when you tell them your broke
Wayo....