I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is blazin blunts tonight
We blazin blunts tonight
We blazin blunts tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight
(verse 1)
I only spit this one time so let me take it slow
I started to get high about an hour ago,
But then the buzzer rang, I looked out the peephole
It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just won't go
I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore
Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors
And without even asking they just came on in
Started smokin' my weed and then they called their friends
(chorus 1)
I smoke a joint tonight
I smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
We rollin' bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight
(full chorus)
I smoke a spliff tonight
I smoke a spliff tonight
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
We gettin' faced tonight
And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight
(verse 2)
An Allisaurus in the corner tryin' to pack the bong
Hot boxin' in the john with a teridon
Now a compy and a stega startin' to get it on
But I can barely move because this weeds' the bom
A kellasaurus makin' smores and eatin' lucky charms
The pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepper ridge farms
T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm
And now he can't get it out because he's got little arms
(chorus 1, 1x)
(verse 3)
Now my neighbors on the phone said she called the cops
And this really freaked out the triceratops
He's tryin' climb out the window and we yellin' stop
Cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop
We heard a knock then the cops said they wanted in
Then the cirolliphus tried to go and talk to them
But he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin
But luckily the laphasaurus quickly jumped on in
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed
The laph' told the cops we would be quiet and said
But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red
We were busted, so that's when he bit of their heads
(repeat full chorus 1x)
Yeahhh
First rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs
You're welcome internet