I know that last year
I asked for way too many things
On my Christmas wish list
But for this year, I'm narrowing it down now
Because I know exactly what I want
And I'm only going to ask for what I want
I know Hogwarts would be better
If that bed wetter didn't show his face round anymore
But I know, I know you've been trying,
Trying to make this happen
I beg of you,
I plead of you,
I dream for you,
I scream for you
To try a little harder!
Voldemort, there's one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh, Voldemort, there's one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
I don't wanna Firebolt,
I don't want a wand,
I don't want Hermione to wake up to find Crookshanks gone,
I don't want Hagrid covered in boils,
I don't even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle
I don't want Weasley to eat his own turds,
Don't want Pansy Parkinson to let me get to third,
Don't want any of these things, I really don't care,
I don't want a piece of peanut brittle,
I don't want a pear!
I don't want a Beartie Botts every flavor bean,
Don't even want Muggles to find out what the Dark Mark means,
All I'm really asking for is, pretty-pretty please,
Is to use your evil powers to bring Harry to his knees!
Voldemort, there's one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Voldemort, there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Yeah!
Voldemort, there is one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort, there is one thing that
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It's to make Harry Potter disappear!