They planted chips inside my head
Computers underneath my bed
dissecting all my memories
of ornaments and Christmas trees
[x3]
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
Happy holidays from the C.I.A.
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
now everybody, everybody
They monitor my Christmas toys
and harvest all my Christmas Joy
alternate energy for cars
popular currency on mars
[x3]
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
Happy holidays from the C.I.A.
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
now everybody, everybody
[x4]
I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane,
I'm not insane, I'm not insane, HEY!
I'm not insane, I'm not insane, I'm not insane,
I'm not insane, I'm not insane, YOUR ALL CRAZY!!
I've had all that I can take
might not make it through Christmas break
I won't give in to the fear
resolution for the new year
[x3]
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
Happy holidays from the C.I.A.
Don't be afraid, 'cause I'm afraid
of everybody, everybody