(Ozians)
Ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, ho
And a couple of tra - la - las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Bzz, bzz, bzz
Chirp, chirp, chirp
And a couple of la - di - das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We get up at twelve
And start to work at one
Take an hour for lunch
And then at two we're done
Jolly good fun!
Ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, ho
And a couple of tra - la - las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, ho
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
That's how we laugh the day away
In the merry old land of Oz
(Scarecrow's Beauticians)
Pat, pat here, pat, pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's how we keep you young and fair
In the merry Old Land of Oz
(Tin Man's) Beauticians)
Rub, rub here, rub, rub there
Whether you're tin or brass
That's how we keep you in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
(Dorothy's Beauticians)
We can make a dimple smile
Out of a frown
(Dorothy)
Can you even dye my eyes
To match my gown?
(Beautician)
Uh-huh!
(Dorothy)
Jolly Old town!
(Lion's Beauticians)
Clip, clip here, clip, clip there
We give the roughest claws
(Lion)
That certain air of savoir faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha!
(Scarecrow)
Ha, ha, ha
(Tin Man)
Ho, ho, ho
(Dorothy)
Ha, ha, ha, ha
(Lion)
Ha!
(All)
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
How we laugh the day away
Ho, ho, ho
Ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz