Thecomputernerd01 - The Randomness Rap текст песни

I look like a rabbit
Eat lots of cheese
Play halo 3
Tea bag everyone I see
I don't really care
I'm not a n00
Just look like one chillin in my tube
Meet my iPod his name is Billy
He plays my music and smells a little weird
My guitar pick is yellow
And the jello is red
Coke beats Sprite and my lyrics are TIGHT
Mary had a little lam
Josh had a little plunger
This is Ozkar, This is Fran
I eat Pineapples for breakfast
Lunch is my favorite subject
Cheese + Ham = Ham and cheese
Sandwiches are the best so everyone
Stand up and itch yourself
I got a bear, you got my underwear
My shorts are orange
I dance with my grandpa
If you ask me who I am then I'll just tell you
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a BEAST
Every single day I play with my broken drumstick
Photobooth is my life
And my toilet is clogged once again I'm sorry but I couldnt help it
The cottage cheese smells really bad
My beanie makes me look like an egg head
Oh yeah I look like an egg and smell like usher at the same time
So boys and girls get up and lets dance!
My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive
Because it's really slide-y and it looks really hip
Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li
And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard I'm the best one
Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me
+Josh Dance Time! +
Come on it's time to eat your cereal
My bandanna makes me look like a homie
So I'm gonna eat some bologna
Pass me some
I don't really want to
It's all for me and none for you
These are my vehicles
They are expensive
Oh yeah and I want to eat some food
So pass the rubiks cube and lets make a sandwich
In the kitchen with some mayo
I don't know, this is my pig
And this is my hand;; I like to fight crime
Makin fart sounds with your hands
And I want to build a tower cuz I look so good
My name is Josh and I am the greatest rapper
Just ask my grandma she never lies
And my sour watermelons are my babies
They taste so good just like my socks
Cuz I am so KOOL and that's spelled with a K
And my pants have stripes on them
That means I'm really GANGSTAHHH
So why am I talking so slow
I really don't know why
I am a guy! That rhymes with why
LOL means laugh out loud
And JK means
Josh Kicks beavers in the butt!
[Spoken: N-No I, No I don't]
Worms, cows, beavers, penguins
Those are my favorite animals in the whole entire world
I better go yo and Ugly, pretty, skinny, fat
I'm gonna go to the bathroom and
Eat my favorite chips privately cuz I can't trust you
My dog smells bad
I like to play with my remote cuz it has nine numbers on it
I need to really fart
Pea Nut But Ter cookies are the best
And their cereal has captain crunch
On the cover OH MY GOSH

My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive
Because it's really slide-y and it looks really hip
Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li
And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard I'm the best one
Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me
My car is a total chick magnet
Cuz it magnetizes chicks to it
Because it smells like dryer sheets oh yes
I try to carve messages into my desk but I always lose
And end up having a really bad day
You may call me weird but all I have to say is
My name is Josh and I like to eat chickens
Oh yeah I like to eat chickens