Particle man,
Particle man,
Doin' the things a particle can
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hits particle man
They have a fight -- triangle wins,
Triangle man
Universe man,
Universe man,
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to Smaller man,
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
A millenium hand, and an aeon hand
And when they meet, it's a happy land,
Powerful man, Universe man
Person man,
Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person man?
Degraded man, Person man
Triangle man,
Triangle man,
Triangle man hits Person man,
They have a fight--Triangle wins,
Triangle man