I don’t have a girlfriend. I don’t go on dates
That’s why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate
And everynight I think about you and I don’t know what to do When I open my yearbook to page 22
And I wack off to your yearbook picture
When I wack off to your yearbook picture
In my mind I’ll give you my 4 incher
When I wack off to your yearbook picture
And when I was in high school, I used to be a dork
There were no fine girls, for this fat kid to pork
And then I got to college. I thought that things might happen
. but then I got the girls in my bed, they always started nappin'