Well my pad is very messy
 And there's whiskers on my chin
 And I'm all hung up with music
 And I always play to win
 And I ain't got no time for lovin
 'Cause my time is all used up
 Just a-sittin' around creatin'
 All that groovy kind of stuff
 
 But I'm a man, yes I am
 And I can't help but love you so
 Oh no no
 I'm a man, yes I am
 And I can't help but love you so
 
 If I had my choice my matter
 I would rather be with the cats
 All engrossed in mental chatter
 Showing where our minds are at
 And relatin' to each other
 Just how strong our will can be
 In resisting all involvements
 With each groovy chick we see
 
 But I'm a man, yes I am
 And I can't help but love you so
 Oh no no
 I'm a man, yes I am
 And I can't help but love you so
 
 So I got to keep my image
 While suspended from a throne
 That looks out upon a kingdom
 Filled with people all unknown
 Who imagine I'm not human
 And my heart is made of stone
 And I never have my problems
 And my toilets trimmed with chrome
 
 But I'm a man, yes I am
 And I can't help but love you so
 Oh no no
 I'm a man, yes I am
 And I can't help but love you so