Baby, go and fetch it for me
Bring me a sandwich and a old Milwaukee
And don’t be talkin whilst I’m watchin TV
Go and fetch it for me
It is your privilege to serve and obey my every command
You will be seen and not heard
And you’ll try to look good for your man
But if you disappoint me
And you fall short of my expectations
I’ll throw you away
I’m a man and that’s what mans do
Baby, go and fetch it for me
The wrestling is coming on Channel 3
If there’s anything else I need
(Whistle) you can fetch it for me
I could use another old Milwaukee
(Whistle) go and fetch it for me
Good girl.