Advice for Valentine's Day
(Dave Diamond)
Beware the sneaky Married Man,
He will ensnare you if he can
Although with age and fat he creaks,
Illicit love he vainly seeks
His wife, you'll often hear him tell,
"Can't understand" Alas, too well
She understands, but has the sense
To trust in his incompetence
He shakes with lust, he reeks of vice,
In fact he isn't very nice
Yes, yes, it's true, and I'm that swine,
But please, please, be my Valentine
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