O'Reilly and the Big McNeill
(Donneil Kennedy)
The day I met O'Reilly it was 32 below;
The sparks were flying off me pick, I was up to me neck in snow
His footsteps shook the basement slab, I saw the sky go black
As he roared out, ''I'm your ganger now, so dig until you crack''
He was bigger than a dumper truck with legs like concrete piles,
His face was like a load of bricks, his teeth were six inch files
His eyes, they shone like danger lamps, his hands were tough as steel,
But a man as small as that was never a match for Big McNeill
When tea came round at dinner-time, he grabbed a gallon tin,
But I said, ''Better put that down, if you would save your skin
You may be called O'Reilly but I will to you reveal
That the cup you've got your hands on, it belongs to Big McNeill''
Well, he laughed at me and carried on as if I hadn't spoke
He said, ''A man from Dublin Town can always take a joke''
But when he picked a shovel up, wee Jimmy gave a squeal (em
''You'd better leave that teaspoon, it belongs to Big McNeill''
Well, everything the ganger touched we said to leave alone,
Or else McNeill would grind him up and make plaster of his bones
At last O'Reilly lost his head and said he'd make a meal
Out of any labourer in the squad, especially Big McNeill
We said McNeill was sick in bed and told him where to go
The boys all downed their tools and went along to watch the show,
And when we got to Renfrew Street, wee Jimmy danced a reel,
To see him thundering at the door to fight the Big McNeill
When the ganger got inside he saw a monster on the bed,
A mound as big as a stanchion base with a barrel size of head
He punched it and he thumped it and he hit about with zeal,
'Til the missus cried: ''Don't hurt the child, or else I'll tell McNeill''
He was bigger than a dumper truck
With legs like concrete piles,
His face was like a load of bricks,
His teeth were six inch files,
His eyes, they shone like danger lamps,
His hands were tough as steel,
But a man as small as that was never
A match for Big McNeill
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