Ouch, ouch, ouch
It's time for me to say this addressing all you guys
Except for all the drag queens who deserve a nobel prize
But the straight guys they don't realize
What we go through everyday and it's a lot
Now it's time for all us females
To remind you just in case you all forgot
The seven things guys don't have to do:
Shave legs
Give birth
Aunt flow
Wear skirt
Wax armpits
Hey it's hurts!
Wear pantyhose
And your toes too
High heels
Pluck brows
Skip meal
Count pounds
Some girls have to carry heavy mounds
We"re way past seven now but I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy thongs
Tight bras
Tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns
And health concers
From hair dye fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things
That we do...
Is we do it for you
Sometimes we're hard to deal with
That we can't deny
But hust think of what we go through
see that's the reason why
The seven things guys don't have to do:
Shave legs
Give birth
Aunt flow
Wear skirt
Wax armpits
Hey it's hurts!
Wear pantyhose
And your toes too
Uncomfy thongs
Tight bras
Tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns
And health concers
From hair dye fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things
That we do...
Is we do it for you