Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said take the pizza home
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
So then I faced
Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,
It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated
No, no, no
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly,
But woe is me
Who would have guessed, her family crest
I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
No, no, no
(no no no)
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide
Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it
It's such a drag now
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No, no, no