Your sports team, is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We're gonna kick your, collective posterior
Of course you realize we're speaking, figuratively
Our stats our thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the right attack
Our players are fast and strong and brave, and your guys
(Eh) Not so much
In fact we've played teams across, the nation, and your the worst one we've come across
Try to assimilate that information, and it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh well and somehow, we are still failing, to effectively articulate the points at hand.
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner that your feeble brains can understand
We're great (We're great!) and you suck (You Suck!),
We're great (We're great!) and you suck (You Suck!)
We're great (We're great!) and you suck (You Suck!)
You see there's us (We're great!) and then there's you (You suck!)
We're really, really great (We're great!), in contrast, you really suck (You suck!)
OK, full disclosure, we're not that great, but nevertheless, you suck!
Your sports team, will see such a swift defeat, that theory's backed up by empirical evidence
We're gonna grind up, your guys up into burger meat
Again of course we're speaking in the, figurative sense
What's the use of even going through the motions?
When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow?
So why don't you save us all some time, and give up now? (You suck!)