There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:
Spatula City! Spatula City!
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion
Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size and color
And because we eliminate the middle man,
We can sell factory direct to you
Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas
at a fraction of retail cost?
Spatula City! Spatula City!
And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth for just one penny
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents
And what better way to say, "I Love You" than with the gift of a spatula
Spatula City! Spatula City!
"Hello, this is Si Greemsley, president of Spatula City
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company"
Spatual City! Seven locations We're in the Yellow Pages under spatulas
"My, where did you get that lovely spatula?"
Spatula City We sell spatulas, and that's all!"