Greg Proops
I went up to Drew's house, because he's getting married,
He's gonna be married to the girl that'll be Miss Drew Carey.
He said there'd be a stripper, and there was, and it was scary,
'Cause when the stripper came out, it was Drew Carey!
Drew Carey
I had a bachelor party...we took off our clothes,
It was pretty wild...heaven knows.
I was embarrassed...when I went to tip her,
Turns it my mother...was the stripper!
Colin Mochrie
I went to a bachelor's party, I really had a ball,
Boy, I consumed an awful lot of alcohol.
In fact, it was really bad, in fact, in spelled my doom,
'Cause when I awoke, I found I'd married the groom!
Ryan Stiles
My friends threw me a party, I knew that I was sunk,
We stripped right down, all night long, got really drunk.
Dancin' with my naked friends, boy, that's the life,
As a matter of fact...to Hell with my wife.