I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes
I love those fat Americans You know they're so obnoxious
They always eating burgers They're always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans The way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
Uh huh 'Cause that's the way they role
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels
I love Jamaicans Yeah, they cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend
I'm just joking If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
AND those creepy Italians who think they're smooth
And how could anyone hate the French
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk
I love Africans, but hold up a second
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekked
Breasts hanging low What have they done with their clothes
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean penis
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
(Repeat 4x)
They hump sheep
(Repeat 3x)
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
You know I'm just plying I love you guys
But seriously, don't hump any sheep