well I am a pig 
and I don't give a shit 
I puke on my wife 
and I come home late at night 
well she's kinda heavy 
while I'm on the wall 
she takes her umbrella 
and I try to fall ? 
 you can shave me you can die 
if you hate me, you can fly 
(this is your local hero, radio Chicago) 
you can change me you can point me 
if you want, but no matter I am a pig 
 well I am a pig 
and I don't give a shit 
I strangle that cat 
no booze in my head 
well she's kinda heavy 
while I am around 
she takes off her dress 
and I die on the ground ? 
 this is your beast of bourbon talking crazy baby 
 well I am a shit 
and I don't give a pig 
I wife on my puke & I come home late today