Album: Bipolar and Proud
We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner
And we got rookies, advertisers,
Like uhhh let's say: Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar, Nextel,
Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot, Kodak, M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, Dewalt, and uhhh Budweiser
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR
We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops
And poor Kyle Petty, an' Swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR
I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race
Just watchin' jeff gordon plow up a wall,
Puts a smile on dale jr's face
No caviar, it's beer and Mopar
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR
I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
And about a million screamin' rednecks
And ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR
"Hey, that was a close one up there fellas I about got into one there
I might pull over right up here next pitstop, I want you to get two right front tires
I need a wedge on the left side, get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas
And if you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers"
I like football (I like football)
I like my wrestlin'
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some ping-pong now an' then
How about you, Toby?
(Toby)
I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face
No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR
(Both)
Vroom, vroom, vroom
(Toby)
Gentlemen, start your engines
(Both)
I love NASCAR