Album: Did I Shave My Back for This?
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thum
Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind:
He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but neither one's real
Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says: