Album: Live From the Haunted Candle Shop

It's movie movie movie night, down at the theater,
Let's get some soda, I'd like a liter.
I dun- I dun- I dunno what we should see,

The Osbournes Movie or Scooby Doo 3?

Let's see… Let's see…
Let's just see any old thing.
I like to throw popcorn at people's heads.
So, let's just see any old thing.

There's lotsa lotsa lotsa films making lotsa revenue,
“The Sixth Sense 2” got a pretty good review.
Looking at the posters, and feeling kinda manic,
I wanna see the preview for “Return of Titanic”.

Let's see… Let's see…
Let's just see any old thing.
I like to throw popcorn at people's heads.
So, let's just see any old thing.

Big budget action movies for guys,
Chick flicks and drAmadies for the ladies.
Hollywood's rich and getting richer,
But movies were better in the 80s.

So what, what, what do we do with our money?
Should we see something scary?
Should we see something funny?

We could see Adam Sandler team up with Jackie Chan,
But there is no way that I will pay
For any film that does not cater
To my miniscule attention span.

So, let's just see any old thing.
So, let's just see any old thing.

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