We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Out shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphram
a l--o--o--o--t.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests, we sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.