Album: Monty Python Live at Drury Lane
Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening
Man: Is, uh,…Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean,
nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes «goes», yes
Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
Squire: (confused) I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you
Man: Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good! A nod’s as good as a wink
to a blind bat!
Squire: Are you, uh,…are you selling something?
Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay!
Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Squire: Well, I, uh…
Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire: As a matter of fact she’s very fond of cricket
Man: 'Oo isn’t? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh?
She’s been around a bit, been around?
Squire: She has traveled, yes. She’s from Scarsdale. (pause)
Man: SAY NO MORE!
Man: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Squire: I wasn’t going to!
Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in…
photography, ay? «Photographs, ay», he asked him knowlingly?
Squire: Photography?
Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire: Holiday snaps, eh?
Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know,
CANDID photography?
Squire: No, no I’m afraid we don’t have a camera
Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire: Look… are you insinuating something?
Man: Oh, no, no, no… yes
Squire: Well?
Man: Well, you’re a man of the world, squire
Squire: Yes…
Man: I mean, you’ve been around a bit, you know, like, you’ve, uh…
You’ve «done it»…
Squire: What do you mean?
Man: Well, I mean like,…you've SLEPT, with a lady…
Squire: Yes…
Man: What’s it like?