Из альбома: Big Stupid Head
I remember a long time
ago, I robbed a bank.
According to my Joe, I
went to slow. I had to pay
the price and I was thrown
in jail, and I had to have
my mommy post my bail.
I got busted. So very busted.
The bars in the cell were
nasty and rusted.
When I got out of jail I
moved away. Hoping to start
my life over again.
I got involved with a very
bad crowd, they made me make
videos of lifting up a cow.
Finally in the years to come,
I bought myself a nice little
gun. I shot myself in the foot.
For no reason, but damn did it
hurt.
I will never forget the day
I got busted, and those cell bars
that were all rusted.
So to all you criminals out there,
if you're gonna rob a bank make
sure you do it fast, because you
don't wanna Be Like Me, a stupid
ass!