Ted: So, Carla, when will you be back?
Carla: Not for a year
Ted's Band: (Gasp) A year?
Carla: Not for one long, long year
Ted's Band: Mmmm, mmmm
We understand you love that kid, but this ain't no way to treat us
Nurse Roberts: And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus!
Doug: When you leave us all, we'll be upset
Janitor: Look out -- that floor is very wet
All: We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
Ted: Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?
Dr Kelso: Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete?
Todd: Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"?
Carla: "Pincho chiquito"
Todd: Thanks! I'm usin' that!
All: Ooooh, we're gonna miss you 'round here
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
Turk: My baby's made the choice to be at home and not at work
So let us all rejoice 'cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk!
Carla: He's right of course, and yet my heart
In spite of this feels torn apart
All: We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!
Ted: I need a tissue, Carla!
All: We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
Turk:
Lunch!
Carla:
It's gonna be a long, long year