JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear"
The crowd will always talk and stare
Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too
And that's why I keep them inside
'cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain
And sometimes is easier to hide
JD & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is
Guy love he's mine I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes
Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share
JD: and he tenderly replies
Turk: It's guy love
JD & Turk: between two guys
Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife
JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD
Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life
JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix
JD: There's no need, to clarify
Turk: Oh no?
JD: Just let it grow more and more each day
It's like I've married my best friend
Turk: But in a totally manly way!
JD & Turk: Let's go!
It's guy love, don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy
Holding up your heart into the sky
JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows
Turk: I'll be there to share the highs
JD & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys
JD: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,",
It's not what it implies
JD & Turk: It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys
JD: No hands