I know a certain Logan
who knows a certain snowman
who in the world of rockin'
is second to no man
His nose is red and shiny
his tophat is fantastic
he lights up the stage
and he's made of magic plastic
He can't type very well
because he wears those spiffy mittens
he's cuter than a button
or a baby made of kittens
And when he goes to Tokyo
he's bigger than Godzilla
his name is Vanilla
and this song is for him