(All completely capital words are sounds)
You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart, and nobody would care
But the heart and sole of Springfield's in
Are Maisson Derriere
We're the sauce on your steak
We're the cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
We're the lace on your nightgown
The point after touchdown
Yes we put the spring in Springfield
We're that little extra spice that makes exsistence extra nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Our only major quarrels are your total lack of morals
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
They seem to entertain your dad
The gin in your martini
The clams on your linguinie
Yes we keep the BOING in Springfield
We remember our first visit
The service waas exsquisite
Why Joseph I had no idea
Come on now you were working here
Without it we'd of had no fun since March of 1961
To shut them down now would be twisted
We just heard this place existed
We're the highlights in your hairdo
The extra arms on Vishnu
So don't take a BOING
We won't take a (Slidewhistle noise)
Yes let's keep the BAM
In Springfield!